Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In

Genre(s) - Sleaze rock
Origin - LA, Cali, USA
Year of release - 1986
Bitrate - 128 kbps
Size - 30.35 MB

Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in. Four ultra-sleazy and effeminate good-fer-nuthin's with a lousy, pubescent attitude and only mediocre talent who think they can play rock 'n roll. Though perhaps not the genre's undertakers, at least this band was present at the funeral, with a big grin on the face and dollar signs in the eyes. The music on this debut is simplistic and dated into dementia and after writing the ridiculously ballsy lyrics the gents clearly had no more balls left to put into the music. So why am I sharing this again? Because even somebody who can profess his love for Kylie Minogue without flinching needs a guilty pleasure.

1. Cry tough
2. I want action
3. I won't forget you
4. Play dirty
5. Look what the cat dragged in
6. Talk dirty to me
7. Want some, need some
8. Blame it on you
9. #1 bad boy
10. Let me go to the show
    

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The Upper Crust - Let Them Eat Rock

Genre(s) - Hard roque
Origin - United States of America
Year of release - 1995
Bitrate - 192 kbps
Size - 42.58 MB

It's not easy being a fashion-conscious, handsome and important 18th-century aristocrat, but on the other hand, it has its benefits. Five of these privileged gentlemen teamed up as a rock band to share their experiences with the proles. As The Upper Crust, they play driving (if somewhat simple) old-school hard rock with snobbish vocals and a haughty fucking attitude, taking their cues from AC/DC, Kiss and Lord Foppington. Excellent music to accompany your participation in debaucheries at the highest circles or to compare each other's wigs and beauty spots to. Rock out with your frock coat!

1. Let them eat rock
2. Little lord Fauntleroy
3. Rock 'n' roll butler
4. Minuet
5. Who's who of love
6. I've got my ascot and my dickie
7. Old money
8. Friend of a friend (of the working class)
9. RSVP
10. Little rickshaw boy
11. Opera glass
    

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